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Wooden Plant Markers

Wooden Plant Markers

£12.00Price

WOODEN PLANT MARKERS

 

Oh dear ... we found these far more funny than we should when we designed them!

 

These wooden plant markers are available in two styles - Funny or Sweary (and they are VERY sweary, so please don't judge us!)

 

Both are laser engraved with phrases for the gardener or perhaps more fittingly, for the non-gardener, and then lacquered.

 

Cut from oak finished MDF they measure approximately 18cm wide x 1.5 cm high.

 

The phrases on the funny ones read:

 

Probably dead

A plant

Another plant

Something green

Please don't die

Did I plant this?

Might be a weed

Dying of thirst

Not a clue

Alive ... just

 

The Sweary set reads:

 

Don't die you wanker

Somefucking plant

Another fucking plant

Temperamental twat

WTF is this?

Probably a bastarding weed

FFS! Water me!

No fucking clue

Holy shit, I'm still alive!

 

When ordering PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SELECT THE CORRECT SET!

 


Please note - each plant marker is individually engraved and wood, being a natural substance, has different textures, grain and knots and the engraving process can be lighter or darker, depending on these characteristics. The picture is representative of the markers you'll receive.

  • FURTHER DETAILS

    All sizes are approximate.

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